No pun intended.
I hate when this happens.
What? you say. (I heard you)
I hate when a restaurant closes before I get a chance to decide if it should be closed or not. That’s what.
Oh, you say. (you’re pretty obvious)
I heard that a very longstanding and reputable Nashville eatery suddenly closed their famous 65-item salad bar and left over 30 people without the jobs they had the day before. I also hate when that happens.
When questioned about the abrupt closing, owner Frances Guess said it was, and I quote, “simply standard operating procedure in the restaurant industry. We did not relish the decision.”
Seriously? Is this really the time to be making puns? Ha ha funny guy. That was a hilarious. I bet you say that every time you send dozens of people to the unemployment line. Don’tchew. (ha. who’s the funny pun-maker now???)

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