Nashville, TN

If you’re comin’ in from out of town for this weekend’s main event, take heed:

Oh, and one last thing. To all the redneck freaks in town for CMA fest: PLEASE REMOVE YOUR COWBOY HATS. Unless you plan to wrangle cattle up and down Broad it is so incredibly cliche. Real Nashvillians do NOT wear them. Or cowboy boots. We’re seriously just normal people with normal jobs, bolos not required. I will probably have a body count of boot-scooters to share with you guys on Monday once all the dust has settled because they are apparently unfamiliar with traffic and how one should not walk out in front of it. I guess that’s to be expected when you spend most of your time out on the ranch.

Personally, I happen to like Cowboy hats and boots…so if you’re gonna wear them, just stay out of her way.

Enjoy!