Nashville, TN

Here’s a few words and incomplete sentences (in no particular order) that come to mind when I think back on my trip to the Wilson County Fair on Saturday night:

Carnies

Funnel cake (that was a given)

Rain

Mullets

Demolition Derby

Racist remark made over loudspeaker at demolition derby

Crowd roars in celebration of racist remark

My jaw dropping in shock at racist remark

“I was expecting the demolition derby to be more like Monster Truck Rally”, to which I was told, “then it would have been called Monster Truck Rally”

getting told.

Smallest woman ever rip-off

Seeing ‘smallest woman ever’ in the funnel cake line. (I want my dollar back)

Biggest console ever

Talking biggest-console-ever: “Aaagghh…I’m scary Console Man…” (you had to be there)

Good company

Lots of laughing

digestive pain from funnel cake

motion sickness

Side trip to Lebanon square to visit the Yeddie Head. Yup, still there.

I can hardly wait for the state fair in a couple of weeks! If it’s half as good as the Wilson Count fair AND half as hot, I’m already as good as there.

Anybody else want to share highlights from YOUR trip to the fair? Please proceed in the comments section…