I hope it’s the bobbleheads…
Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007Anyone got any guesses on this big mysterious announcement that Bredesen is supposedly making today?
Vote:
a) free Bredesen bobbleheads to the first 50 new business owners in the first quarter of ‘08
b) Building a sequel to our newly endeared “Ghost Ballet”. He’s going to have locals vote on the new name. It’s going to be a close race between “Eye Sore”, “It’s not a freaking rollercoster, ok?!”, and “Begging For Grafitti to Improve my Look”
c) Buying another pro or minor league team that won’t win anything ever and we’ll eventually stop buying tickets for. And when someone else threatens to take them off our hands we will fight to save them. Even if it’s a synchronized swimming team, we will swear that we are a synchronized swimming town.
I vote for A. Bobbleheads are cute.
