fair association
Monday, August 27th, 2007Here’s a few words and incomplete sentences (in no particular order) that come to mind when I think back on my trip to the Wilson County Fair on Saturday night:
Carnies
Funnel cake (that was a given)
Rain
Mullets
Demolition Derby
Racist remark made over loudspeaker at demolition derby
Crowd roars in celebration of racist remark
My jaw dropping in shock at racist remark
“I was expecting the demolition derby to be more like Monster Truck Rally”, to which I was told, “then it would have been called Monster Truck Rally”
getting told.
Smallest woman ever rip-off
Seeing ‘smallest woman ever’ in the funnel cake line. (I want my dollar back)
Biggest console ever
Talking biggest-console-ever: “Aaagghh…I’m scary Console Man…” (you had to be there)
Good company
Lots of laughing
digestive pain from funnel cake
motion sickness
Side trip to Lebanon square to visit the Yeddie Head. Yup, still there.
I can hardly wait for the state fair in a couple of weeks! If it’s half as good as the Wilson Count fair AND half as hot, I’m already as good as there.
Anybody else want to share highlights from YOUR trip to the fair? Please proceed in the comments section…